By Danny Gregory

October 26, 2005

White House announces Bush to take unexpected Fall vacation to Texas ranch — will clear brush, then load Niji waterbrushes. Harriet Meier comments: “He's a supercool watercolorist”. Bush comment: “Drawrin'....it's haaard.”
House leaders go on 12-hour Sketchcrawl through underprivileged D.C. neighborhoods. Return exhausted with full sketchbooks and new urban reform legislation.
Donald Trump misses 'Apprentice' taping; found, 24K gold Mont Blanc Diplomat fountain pen in hand, drawing wetland area where he had proposed sprawling new development.
50 Cent releases new album, 200 Sketches of My Bentleys.
Intelligent design advocates and evolutionary biologists recess trial for the day, adjourn to local zoo to draw marsupials.
Vice President Dick Cheney rearranges schedule, spends afternoon finger painting with 1st and 2nd graders in Iraqi elementary school.
Martha Stewart Drawing wins MPA Excellence Award for magazines over 1 million subscribers.
CEOs of Detroit's Big Three plan six-day cycling tour through Alaskan wilderness. Daimler-Chrysler CEO reportedly packs three separate watercolor books.
Paris Hilton announces new reality show, The Radically Simple Life. Will be spending one month living in underground kiva with d.price, drawing Oregon rural areas.
Former FEMA head, Michael Brown, returns to first love — drawing racehorses.
Apple releases the iPod Dano — has built-in drawing tablet, wireless connections allows for instant uploading of blog entries.